bureau of infos

about the titular character of this web experience:

  • internet chalk dealer*
  • noise guy
  • tinkerer
  • drum machine misuser
  • warranty voider
  • ally
  • terrible dj
  • tall dude
  • basketball ignorer
  • marquee tag lover
  • distraction persuer
  • nopal farmer
  • content creator
  • boxer
  • idea getter
  • full stack developer
  • tangent follower
  • micranots fan
  • tomatillo grower
  • circuit bender
  • poor mechanic
  • motorcyclist
  • broken rib enthusiast
  • beat maker
  • programmer
  • hiker
  • instruction manual ignorer

And I think that just about covers it.



*This one was a joke. I have never actually sold chalk on the internet.